Are you tired of all the smushy mushy? Then give these cards a try.
Ames.Patch searched far and wide for five funny valentines. OK so maybe we just read a few hundred Valentine's Day cards at Hy-Vee's, Coach House and Copy Works and it turns out that Hallmark must employ the funniest greeting card writers around. Scroll through this gallery, then tell us what you think. Think you can find something better? Add a picture to the photo gallery by clicking the "upload photos and video" button. SEE MORE ON PATCH